GIVE THE BRIDE HER DUE AT THE BACHELORETTE PARTY
If there ever was a time in her life when a woman is the queen, it’s at her bachelorette party. Social status, income, education level and even beauty must stand down in the face of the one person for whom this party is all about. So make sure everyone in the room knows which one is the bride by adorning her in shirts, tiaras, veils, beads and any other darn thing that will place the spotlight on her.
White is the virginal "color" so a white shirt with white gemstone lettering should give off a a purity vibe that would make daddy proud. So, why am I fondling a pool cue and bending over suggestively? Because I’m playing pool, silly! And because I want you to see just how good looking and desirable a virgin can be. Exciting, right? Well, the other girls are getting ready to do shots again. See you out in the parking lot later?
I’m the bride and I’m wearing black. Not married yet and I’m not coming back. See that girl over there who isn’t as good looking as me? She’s the maid of honor and she’s supposed to be keeping an eye on me. Let’s ditch her.
Pink bride alert! Despite having no speakers, this shirt gives off a distinct ahhh-ooooga sound that will attract stares from everyone in the room. It’s a curse to be beautiful.
Yay, I’m a bride in a T-shirt. See, it says "bride" on the front. No, it isn’t capitalized. Is that a problem? Then go get me a drink and quit being so weird.
A black Bride T-shirt with the word "Bride" in cursive lettering and a big diamond drawing. Add the smile and, well, maybe I won’t get married if you’re rich and handsome enough!
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